Lindy
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I think you need to look in the dictionary to find out what a tooth brush is and also tweezers.......come on how hard is it to brush your teeth...h*ll even tweekers brush. Go to a dentist. good luck |
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Homer J
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drink more urine. |
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koko
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Never brush you're teeth again, drink lots of sugar drinks........ |
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sunflower
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Coffee, red wine, smoking, black tea..and you'll see the results!! |
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proudmatriarch
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smoke cigarettes and drink lots of coffee and soda and NEVER brush your teeth. That will be something that you and cornies ghost have in common. |
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beckyschristine
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you can continue to live like this, but try drinking coffee (black) and smoke (you will get lung cancer in the long run) and you will fit right in if you live in a trailer park or down south |
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Constantina M
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Also a dentist can make your teeth look whiter!
Have u ever thought about that? |
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blaxican56
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y0uR SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSick go to a dentist or and excersist or somethin h0w can U live Wit u0selF h0w d0 u tak 2 ppl wit 0ut killing dem sick sick im suprised dat maggets dont already form in that hell whole of a mouth seriously go to a denist 4 da sacke 0f every1 ar0und u |
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la bombera
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I'm sorry, but you are insane and kind of stupid. YOU WANT TO MAKE YOUR TEETH YELLOWER B/C YOU DIDN'T BRUSH FOR 9 YEARS AND YOU'RE TO LAZY TO WHITEN THEM?!?
Why don't you either:
1) Smoke and get lung cancer to match your disgusting teeth.
or
2) Ask your dentist about EXTREME whitening products and brush brush brush.
My God, I cannot believe you are for real. |
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POR-FRY-CHICKEN
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BACK!!!!!
BACK!!!!!
BACK!!!!!
I
SAY *HOLDS OUT A CROSS*
BACK!!!!!
BACK!!!!!
THATS NASTY
I JUST THREW UP..BY SEEING YOUR PICTURE |
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chefspicey
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you should it will enhance your appearance |
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Me
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Don't brush your teeth, drink lots of coffee, and smoke, maybe your teeth will go black, ive seen many people suceed in getting black teeth |
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teashy
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Chew on some dandelions, seems to work quite well on skin...ask my daughter!! |
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silverglade00
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Smoke 2 packs a day and drink at least 5 cups of coffee a day. Worked for me! |
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*MRS* *WHEEZY*
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first take a weed eater to those eyebrows......and then go to the hardware store and get a gallon of florescent yellow paint, get a big brush while you are at it.
Open the can, smile and paint your teeth with the florescent yellow paint.........you can always put a coat of polyurethane over your teeth to protect the finish.
That way you won't mar the finish when you eat Possum Gristle, or turkey tail bones. |
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AmyJo C
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coffee, smoking, pot, chewing tobacco |
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♥Chamillitary Amberleé♥
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get one of em grillz.. |
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Not_Here
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drink coffee, dark.......then smoke at the same time, don't forget to NOT brush your teeth, and if you need it as soon as possible, try a highlighter marker. |
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WoodyBretton
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May I suggest you go back to trying to make them white? Your hair will follow suit, assuming you keep it long enough... |
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lia
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Bettel nuts are perfect. You chew them just like tobacco and voila....you'll have nice yellow-brown teeth. |
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schleppin
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Butter your teeth |
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A.Marie1 is lovin' life
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Drink lots of coffee and smoke packs of cigarettes daily. You'll have a corn on the cob smile in no time! |
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tina9599
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why ask dumb questions? |
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jagon
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try painting them ah ah ah |
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A H
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Be happy with what you got. |
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Diana
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chew tobacco... crest white strips will help with whitening your teeth. |
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Bean
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drink lots of coffee, tea, and soda. |
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Tones
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you can drink coffee and red wine. That should help |
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â•£China ♥ Dollâ•Â
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Try smoking, you'll get the added bonus of lung cancer. |
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Juggernautâ„¢
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yellow enamel paint should do the trick |
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