DR.DRE
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he has PERSONALITY DELUSION. plz take him to a psychiatrist, or next he might think he is hannibal lecter |
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R.I.P.
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Huh huh huh. |
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Michael H
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just like you swore to me you'd be true |
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Λиδѓεy™
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Oh really? |
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Pete T
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He may be, but best not to swear little ears could be listening. |
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munchie
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lol could be him you now you never know |
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fae
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where's the nearest mental institution he might have escaped from? |
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CozOfGrace
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Hehehe, yeh maybe he's come to haunt you |
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theonlytexaspete
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I know for a fact that it is isnt the real Elvis! Why? Elvis sold me a pair of trainers the other day at Allsports! |
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d tonstall
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Does he look like Elvis only there was a lot of speculation about Elvis being a live I have been visiting a site stating that Elvis lives but I doubt he has a chip shop although he was a humorous personality LoL |
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violet_dreamer3
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Elvis is dead it cant be him duh !!! |
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*Cardiff Angel*
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a kirsty maccoll hit if i remember correctly |
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xchelsea1905x
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and there was me thinking all these stories about elvis being alive were utter bollocks,and there he is working in your local chippie.well i'll be damned |
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mv
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it looks like there really is life after death... |
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klo
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I think elvis lived on chips from the chipshop before he died on the toilet from blocked arteries. |
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Poopsy
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God love him. |
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[email protected]
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he is Elvis aint you seen his blue suede shoes and that hound dog that follows him around |
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Peter D
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OMG i used to have that song on a tape i got free witha box of weetabix when i was like 2-3, in fact it was my brothers, reminds me of when i was a kid thanks for the memories!!!!
Itll be in my head all day now, n i only ever remember that line lol!!!! |
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mixturenumber1
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Is he a Kristy McColl fan? |
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In The Basement
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The one down my chip shop just swears |
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he`s a liar and im not sure about you |
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ReD eYe ReCoRdS
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Gonna call her Dignity.
Very Deacon Blue |
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welshwife
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some people do think thast they are other people, i used to think that i ahd been abducted by aliens, still do reslly, i have periods where time seems to stand still and i have no memory of what i had just done.
spooky |
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hackett01
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When you order remember to say "thank you very muuuch " |
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beeabouttown
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how can he be Elvis when the reall Elvis works at my work's canteen? :-p
the poor guy is probably delusional. |
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London Girl
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And I am Mother Teressa |
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oadbywonder
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well he's liar,but i don't know about you |
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xsplodeit
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HE MUST BE HIGH......you should ask for a autograph anyway....lol. |
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Scousebuster Bill
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'Watch out for that speedboat Kirsty' 'What speedboat?' thunk. |
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Paul H
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I can swear that I am an alien king from another planet, but that doesn't make it so, does it? Good thing I actually am... ;)
If they serve good chips, bring him a peanut butter and banana sandwich - Elvis loves those. |
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gatorfly36
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And I swear that my a** looks like Britney Spear's husband. |
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