I weigh 100 pounds and need to lose 50 pounds by tomorrow! what can I do?

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Sid
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that's impossible...if you weighed 50 pounds, you'd probably die.


boy330
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Come on get serious this is not even funny


Angel B
Have both arms and legs removed.
Good Luck!


giggles
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impossible. sorry


BigJRules
Turn that calibration dial on your scale back 50 lbs.

Now get real, dont ask stupid questions like this.


Mz.MiMi
Not so sure about 50 pounds but you can lose some major pounds by going to a sauna, then bike riding, then running, then, swimming, and using every available equiptment at the gym...all right now


Jewels
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hahaha


jsurf
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haha. I really hope you're kidding. So you wanna be 50 lbs? funny funny man.


guzznos
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inhale lots of helium


~*~ i ♥ blue ~*~
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hire kriss angel, or any magician in your price range, to cut you in half and ta da!!! 50 pounds lighter. woooooo.


andyg77
Since weight is merely the gravitational attraction of the earth on the mass of your body, and since this is a function of your distance from the center of the earth, all you have to do move further away from the center of the earth. I think sqrt(2)*4000 would do it pretty close

Or go to a smaller, less massive planet like Mars.


MissCaramel
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Cut of some of your body parts....
Naw fo real its IMPOSSIBLE!!!!


piratecaptainkyle
Brush your teeth.


cool chick
ummm.... 100 pounds, wow. but maybe you should work out until the day is over. aahha. but make sure you eat. but eat healthy. :]
oohh. i know. you can get some of that slim fast stuff and hope it works in one day!


count alucard
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Off with your head!!!


Bryan N
haha


Fluffy Cheryl♥
i was gonna say cut your head off but i think your brain probably weights so little it won't make a difference......


cricketycrack
extreme lipo


Jordyn
u really think u can lose 50 pounds by tomorrow? and you want to weigh only 50 pounds youve gotta b kidding me!!!! ha


E
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Cut yourself in half.


nowready2
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shoot your dog


Kit Kat
Dream, find a magic lamp and wish real hard.


a1236987410
liposuction + bulimia


chellelee28
Chop off a few non-essential body parts....like your brain. There is no way possible. Why in the world do you want to weigh 50 pounds?

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Sorry, didn't mean to sound rude. I was kidding. Seriously, though, if you try to take your weight down by half, it's not going to be healthy.


Confused112
LMAO. This made me laugh, thanks for posting!


silverchick_8
This is the dumbest question I've ever seen.. WAY TO GO!


Sheila
Cut yourself in half.


Taco Muncher
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You can wake up and realize it was a bad dream


Derrick Thomas
Arms and legs have to go.


Neka
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saw yourself in half


anonymous
You are hilarious.