A dentist farts in your face--what do you say?

I was at the dentist today and he turned around and bent down to get something for my fillings out of a cabinet and farted in my face. What should I have said?...

qwelzf	Tell him to give you 20% off the bill. Seriously. I would. And if he wont Id put all the info on the internet so he loses even more money than he would have if he gave a discount.
Michael Choe	Depends on your character, are you mad about it? Then you should have said something like, "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" if you are a funny person, you could have said, "whoah someone's having too much beans" really depends on your character..
x3jessica lynn	"Don't fart in my face"
smart E	U gonna take that off my bill?
Bill	"You aren't charging that to me as anesthesia, are you?"
h1forlife	"You sick asshole"
Korky	Pardon
Thats not right!	are you serious?? thats messed up.
CDA~NY	OK, so do you know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that it was a fart or did he move/do something that sounded like it? It happens in our office.... you may want to rethink it. I would guess that if it was indeed the Doc getting rid of his chili-for-lunch, he would have apologized to you. Dentists are human, too, you know.
ash l	i would have been grossed out and beyond but i dont like to embarrass people with that stuff, i mean it waz an accident but EEWWWW!!!!!!!
spdesai7	*sniff sniff* "EWWWW what is that smell?"
Doktor Pill Westenheiney	"Didn't you gas me already?"
carissa s	mother ****** what did you just say
Heather Honey	i would have laughed and made a joke to try to make him feel better about it. you know he had to be dying from embarrassment!
Jeremy E	Nothing. It is pretty unlikely he intended to do this, so I'd guess he was quite embarrassed. Saying anything would certainly make him feel worse. Of course, if it happens again you should find a new dentist.
Mastah	That stinks man. Do I get a discount or a spell on the laughing gas for that?
Jack G	lmao thats the funniest sht, did he mean it? or was it an accident? If he meant it I would punch him in the kidneys
.	Thanks for that breath of fresh air.
CupBoard	"please.I only want the gas that makes me relax,not puke"
Greico P	nothing, take the novicane syringe and numb up your nose.
free2sing_4eva	'eewwwwwww do you mind!? dirty boy!' then cough really dramatically
beaches	Your kidding right? I'm sure it was a complete and total accident, and he was probably praying that you didn't hear it. I would've acted like I didn't hear it and certainly would not have thought he did it intentionally, nor would I have said anything.
imjustakid&lifeisanitemare	EXCUsE U!!!
summer	i would have laughed my head off
Tex	You should have "filled"his cavity with your boot.
*Eve*	You should say "Umm... Excuse me?"
linda o	Ha that is funny....was it loud....omg......what a thing did he say excuse me....i would of told the receptionist....he he
itsjustbrittanybaby	uh dude, i thought you were supposed to be cleaning my teeth not making them smell like sh!t...
James O	" That was not the anesthetic gas i was expecting."
gaelicspawn	How about 'excuse you'? If he doesn't apologize after saying that, then get up and walk out of there. Who know's where his hands have been if he has that little class.
Phillyfan	You can't say anything. You have that jet nozzle sucking every molecule of slobber out of your mouth. You may also be numb for whatever procedure you are there for. The words may form in your mouth, but nothing comes out until you're home, where you tell your family, "The dentist farted in my face today ! It smelled like dirty socks !!!!"